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This week last year

Creating a monster

With the installation of the fence, and the start of nice weather, we’ve started letting the cats out for supervised playtime. This may have been a mistake. Now instead of coming home to cats who want to snuggle or chase things, we come home to the insistent yowl of “let me out.”

The worst of it is that it’s not a constant that they get to go out. If it’s dark or raining, they’re not going out. I don’t want to have to go collect cats that aren’t ready to go back in when it’s time to go to bed. And I certainly don’t want to deal with the massive quantities of mud that would come in with them on rainy days. As you can see, some cats come in less white than they go out. But they love it, and they’re very good about cleaning up no matter how thoroughly they’ve rolled in the dirt.

The funniest part is that the Mister has decided that the whole yard is a catbox. He gets outside and instantly must use this new, clean toilet space. Before the fence, we had to watch for piles of elk poo. Now we have to watch for cat poo (he doesn’t cover anything, never has the lazy sot).

My main concern at the moment is that the yard is full of clover and the bees are loving it. Supervising for bee stings is going to be an interesting way to spend the summer.

Of beans and greens

Last month I was finally able to get out into the yard and do some actual plant. After dispersing the 15 yards of topsoi and waiting for it to stop raining long enough to avoid walking in muddy glop, I hoed in 15 rows for planting. Each of these rows are 2 feet apart and 40 feet long. Long, standard rows seemed most sensible, as they would be easiest to hoe weeds out of. I’m hoping that the spacing works out, but for the moment, I can walk between the rows without crushing anything.

I’ve plotted out my planting in 10′x10′ squares, just so I can keep track of what is where. The plan is to phase some seeds in so we get continuous crops of things we’ll want all summer long. Spinach is high on this list, but beans and peas are there too. I’m figuring on 3 week intervals, but we’ll see how that actually plays out. Every time I make one of these crazy arbitrary decisions, I’m very glad that I’ve given this the Trial Year designation. I’m expecting that at least one of them will go terribly wrong and giving myself permission to totally muck stuff up is going to come in handy when that happens.

Amazingly enough, some of the seeds planted on the 25th are already up and going strong. Beans, arugula and a solitary Yellow Crookneck start seem to be the frontrunners in this race. We haven’t had any real rain since the planting, and the heat has been terrible. I didn’t plan on needing to water so early in the season, but it’s been kind of relaxing to go out in the evening and stand there with the hose trying to make sure the seeds don’t dry out. Being zen in the garden with my husband and the cats was one of the big draws of this project, so I count that a win already. The food at the end is a big bonus, but not really necessary.

A listing of the seeds, for the curious:

  • Chioggia and golden beets
  • Black Beauty and Yellow Crookneck zucchini
  • Mammoth snow peas
  • Little Marvel peas
  • Venture bush beans
  • Xupar beans
  • oregano
  • Sweet basil
  • New Zealand spinach
  • rainbow carrots
  • rainbow and regular swiss chard
  • fennel
  • Hubbard squash
  • Southern Comet and hybrid broccoli

Technophobia and women

I’ve been watching the lastest “woman marketing” spree by Dell with interest. It’s hit feminist websites and mailing lists, and the response has been exactly what you would expect. The dumbing down of technology, with the special addition of making sure the wee lady-brains can understand that it’s useful for tracking exercize and dieting, has caused an uproar. But then, applying critical thought to most marketing schemes will always cause an uproar.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not giving Dell a pass on this one. I’m just saying that marketing, as a rule, has to play to the basest, most stereotypical parts of humanity. Tried and true crap like men like trucks and women like flowers. I get that this is their most reliable way to the dollars in your pocket. But when I saw someone trying to play this off on those grounds, that there are women out there that despise technology, so this is a valid and profitable stereotype, it just makes me crazy.

My mother was one of those technophobic women. The first time she brought home a computer, I had to set up the ancient Mac even though I’d never seen one before because she was intimidated by the instructions and color-coded cables (”Plug the purple prong into the purple hole, Mom”). She’s always been a fan of paper and pencil, carrying one of those old checkbook-style calendars around with her until well after my Dad bought her a Palm in 2004 or so. She resisted computers, even that tiny device, like it was going to eat her alive.

I’ve always tried to show her how to do the things she needs to do, or point her to resources so she can figure it out for herself. Showing someone how to fish has been my rule of thumb since my first 2400baud modem install into a 386. Sure, I cut my hand onthe sharp edges, but I got great advice during the installation. “Push really hard. You’re not going to break it.”

You’re not going to break it.

That’s the advice I’ve been giving her over the years. It’s almost impossible for her to mess something up to the point where it’s not recoverable, so she may as well play. And I think I finally have her converted. Not only does she send email like crazy (and use Snopes), but she’s latched on to that Palm like it’s a lifeline and ditched her paper calendar. She’s even thinking about getting a smart phone to reduce the weight in her purse.

You’re not going to break it. This is the advice we technologically inclined women need to give to our sisters. Maybe they can get over that technophobia. And maybe they’ll branch out from there.

Little green buds

The snow has finally (mostly) stopped. This means we’ve been able to get out and put plants in the ground. We finally committed to species for the shrubs and trees and purchased them. Black currants, 3 kinds of blueberries that take part shade and cold, and Spartan and Jonagold apple trees.

These poor little plants were sitting in their pots for a couple of weeks while we waited for a decent day to get then in the ground. Of course they didn’t wait for us, leaves and buds started appearing right away. They were so cute in their little pots, hoping to make fruit this year. We got lucky though and had a nice day to put them in the ground. It was relatively easy work, we’d had the foresight to rent an augur and pre-drill the holes. Watering them in was almost unnecessary since it has rained nearly every day since.

Now it looks like they’re leafing out like crazy. I’m not expecting actual fruit this year, but theĀ  trees should at least bloom despite the really late start. I can’t wait to get pictures of the blossoms.

Home stretch – of doors and drawers

The fish tank stand is nearly done. All of the structural pieces are complete, including the dividers between the sections. This is remarkable progress, but it only makes it harder to wait for it to be deposited in its final location. The drawers below the bookshelves are assembled, only needing guides to be complete.

The hangup is the door for the center section. There must be a door, this is where all of the equipment will go. I don’t want to see canister filters and CO2 tanks, the workings of an aquascaped fish tanks are large and ugly. They detract from the simple beauty of the fish and plants. This center section was designed with an open back, to allow tubes and pumps and cables to run riot. How can I expose that muck to the world?

So, the door. The door itself is beautiful. It matches not only the side detail of the stand, but also the store-bought china cabinet and sideboard. (Does this design detail make me obsessive? Probably, but when visitors see it, the flow through the greatroom furniture will be amazing.) The trouble with this amazing door is that they don’t make hinges that allow inset cabinet doors to open when they’re recessed. So there must be a workaround that allows this amazing door to actually open.

It’s funny; the recessing of the door/shelves/drawers was in the original plans but none of the people working on this thought about the implications of this detail until I started looking to buy hinges. I tried every hinge I could get my hands on to see if they would work, ending up with the cheapest mega-retail-chain hinge because it seemed closest to what was required. I sure hope it works out and we can find a way to finagle the door around so that it opens. I’d hate for this one detail to turn out to be a deal breaker.

Elk migration

The elk group that I’m involved with has started studying the local elk herds. We’re taking our $0 and the goodwill of the local community and translating that into scientific data.

the whole process has been very interesting. From writing and approving the plan (committees never do anything quickly) to gathering volunteers to implementing the data gathering, the whole process has been crazy. After the plan was written, the state agencies had to approve before it could be implemented. This wasn’t a real struggle as we had certified biologists involved, but I’d never seen anything like it.

The initial data gathering was a great surprise to me. After they put the elk out, blood, skin scrapings, feces and even a tooth are taken. It seems that these items give the greatest range of data – age, health, pregnancy, parasite load. The girth is measured and they put a collar around the cows neck. The collar will allow for tacking by triangulation later, showing the movements of the sub herd over time.

The initial data is showing that this winter was very hard on the herds. The elk are near to starving. This isn’t a big surprise, it just confirms that the elk have all travelled to the populated areas where the foraging is easy because people plant their yards full of goodies. this is exactly the problem, the easy forage brings too many elk into the area and they make the people crazy and themselves sick. Soon we’ll have better/more data to get the state to help us to encourage the elk to higher ground and out of people’s yards.

First signs

Back on April 5th, I went insane with the warmth and sun and dragged my husband off to the nursery. We did some looking at the apple trees and currants and decided that we didn’t have enough information to commit to species yet.

But I couldn’t bear the thought of leaving empty handed. I grabbed 6 packets, some dirt and a couple of seed flats and we headed out.

The first problem came up right away. Three of the packets I’d grabbed shouldn’t be started until May. That was an easy fix – they’re sitting on a shelf waiting for the right time.

The second problem was also right away. I hadn’t realized that the seeds would need to be watered from below. I grabbed all the cookie sheets and a broiling pan and now they’re full of seed flats.

The dirt and seed planting was pretty quick. Watering the pans has also been easy, and there’s a nice south-facing window that gives them lots of sun. The third problem arose out of this situation. It was so easy to water these guys that the potting soil started to mold. Another simple fix – I cut back watering.

Two full weeks later, and there are seedlings. I don’t see any true leaves yet but it’s too early for those anyway. All three flats have seedlings so I expect to have at least a few tomato, leek and broccoli starts to go in the garden. Our 3 most consumed veggies and we’re ready to go.

Preparing the ground

The fence is finally in. We hired people to come in and build the fence after it took us 3 months to dig 8 holes last year. The problem with living on the base of a mountain is that mountains are made of rock. Which then rolls downhill, making the yard one big rock pile. I watched the men dig holes with post-holers for two days while giggling to myself that I wasn’t the one out there.
With the finalization of the fence, we were able put the stakes in the ground for the corners of the 1200 square foot garden we’ll be putting in. This plot is a 30′x40′ foot square that will be slightly raised and have a wooden border. This border means that we’ll need to sink posts in to the ground to attach siding and keep it from becoming a huge mess.
As a consequence of having learned the lesson of digging holes in this yard, we rented an auger to dig the holes. This gas-powered device was a miracle all by itself. Granted, it didn’t pull the really big rocks (some as big as my head), but the judicious use of a digging bar and some muscle and I was able to get the rocks out why my husband worked on the other holes. With this technique, we dug the 14 holes for the raised bed and loosened the ground for planting blueberries, currants, an apple tree and a bunch of decorative plants over the course of the afternoon. A few final touches, and we can start putting stuff in the ground.
The best part was the confirmation last night that we’ve done the right thing. The small sub-herd of elk that regularly visits came by, nibbling at the clover on the ground. They walked through the yard right up to the fence, looked at it and wandered off to find a new path. Instead of traveling far, they moved down to the next level of ground, where one laid down to take a nap. It looks like we’ve just given them a safe place to spend time and will still be able to get some gardening done.

Growing my own

Phase Zero of the Great Gardening Project of 2009 has started.

My husband and I have decided that we should be growing some of our own food. Our decision to do this was motivated more by our desire to eat things grown closer to home, and it just doesn’t get much closer than in your own yard. This decision wasn’t motivated by finances, though that doesn’t hurt, rather out of a sens of environmental responsibility. The localvore movement appeals to me as a consumer and I love to grow things, so this was a natural next step.

One of the problems we’ve had to face about living with elk is that they eat everything. In order to get any food out of the garden we’re planning we’ve decided to put in a fence. I agonized over this for more than a year. There must be a fence to have a garden, but then we lose the elk coming right up to the windows and peeking in the house. I finally came up with a plot that I hope will minimally impact their trails and travel through the yard, but still allow for enough space to grow some food.

Looking out the window at the fence posts, I’m concerned about whether I’ve made the right choice. There are voices in my head second guessing me, telling me that I’ve chosen wrong and that it will all come crashing down. I’m doing my best to ignore them. The fence will be finished by Friday, so the only way is forward. And time will tell us if it works or not.

In the mean time, I’m trying to plan for Phase One: the building of the garden proper and plant purchasing. I’m using a couple of resources that I hope will yield good results. I’ll make sure to note them as I get further into this process.

Dealing with the neighbors

Cow and day old calfA couple of months ago, my husband and I started going to community meetings about an animal that’s quickly gaining nuisance status – elk. We like them wandering through the yard, even when they’re eating the trees and trying to slay the evil wheelbarrow. We’ve only been in the house 2 years now, and the antics of the spikes and calves still crack us up. Watching them run for no reason, tearing through the yard just because they can and seeing the tiny babies with their spots is just amazing.

In the last couple of meetings it has become clear to me that we’re some of the few who feel that way. Most folks are irritated because the elk are eating their shrubs and apples. The commercial folk want “someone” to pay for a fence to keep the elk out. This makes me crazy. None of these people moved into the area before there were large herbivores. They knew the risks and accepted them, but have since become dissatisfied.

I feel no pity for their plight.

We’re planning to put in a veggie garden, but I’m planning the fence that will go around it so that I get the fruits of my labor, instead of the elk. Yes, this is inconvenient and expensive. But it’s the price I pay for sharing my yard with nature, and I pay it gladly. If you want perfectly manicured yards, or don’t want to deal with wild things, move back to the city. The hermetically sealed and controlled yard just doesn’t exist out here.

I started going to these meetings because I wanted to make sure that at least one person there actually wanted elk to stick around. I’ve learned a lot during these meetings, especially around the size of the herd and their territory. I’m still strongly of the opinion that the people here need to be aware of their wild neighbors and accommodate them. Fortunately, I get to continue to express this as I was elected to our voting committee last night. I’m really excited about this, in large part because I was asked to join, specifically because of my contrary views. I’m really hoping to bring some alternate view points to the group and keep them grounded in doing what’s best for the animals and not just the people.